Pelicans Don’t Do Squats

Me: Honey, honey look. It's leg day.  I just did squats. Look at my legs.  
Mrs. Burrito Bowl:*Doesn't look up* They look great honey
Me: Can you tell I'm flexing them?
Mrs. Burrito Bowl: You're flexing them?  Haha.
Me: *Hangs head in shame*

Some people are blessed with killer legs but a poor personality.  My wife has great legs as well as a great personality.  I have an okay personality but the legs of a pelican.  Also I have poor natural eyesight.  Nature is a cold mistress. Continue reading “Pelicans- Not Known Fans of Leg Day”