Tag: kids

Having Kids is the F*cking Worst

Having kids is awful. Yes, it’s the best, most life-giving thing you can do with your time. But, it’s also a terrible quality of life choice.  Everyone is familiar with the A-side of having a baby. They’re cute, cuddly, forced to love you…it’s great. Suddenly your sham of a life has purpose and meaning.

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Being a Kid was Harder Than We Remember (With Illustrations)

Being a kid is just really hard for a number of reasons.   I’ve generally thought it would be fun to go back to my childhood and frolic around the woods with no responsibilities and no life skills, but the more I think about it, being a kid was a continual stream of terrible situations.

Also, here’s a non-swear edition so my mom can share it, if you’d rather read that.

Being a Kid Was Harder Than We Remember (G Version)

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