Pretty Gal: Wow, Carl. Your car sure smells.

Carl: Aw shucks Jenny, I was going to get an air freshener but I just can't afford one.

Pretty Gal named Jenny: Oh Carl, I just can't be with a man who can't make a Do It Yourself Car Air Freshener

Narrator Addressing Audience: This situation has happened to us all. If this story hits a little too close to home then we've got just the thing.  

Narrator Addressing Carl: Cheer up, Carl. You just need a little "Grassy Mower" in your life, from your friends, The Burrito Bowls.
*Winks at Camera*

Carl: Gee, thanks classic 1950s male voice narrator. I'm gonna 'Do it myself' with Burrito Bowl Diaries Financially Responsible Grassy Mower Scent.
*Thumbs up*

Are you tired of paying exorbitant prices to the Little Trees company just to keep your car smelling like Summer Linen? Do you have daydreams of your passengers mistaking your car for a Spring Meadow? Are you sick of small fractions of your window being taken up with those cardboard trees dangling from your rearview mirror? How can anyone afford to pay up to $2.99 every few months and still save for their children’s college?!  Well you’re in luck, friends, your money saving ship has finally come in with our non-patented Do It Yourself Car Air Freshener!

Through trial and error we’ve developed a state of the art air-freshener that will leave your passengers breathless.  The best part is you can make this scent at home! In true FI fashion you can do it yourself with just a few tools, an acre of grass, and an empty backseat!  Much like the developer of the polio vaccine I’ve decided to give this secret formula away for free, to my readers, like some sort of modern day philanthropist.

What Do We Do?!?- Raving Fans

Here’s the recipe:  All you need to do is take a freshly used lawnmower you already own (preferably with grass attached), or one you borrowed from a FI friend.  Next, shove it in your car along with a gallon or two of gasoline. Finally, leave it there for 6-8 hours on a hot summer day.  Just like magic your car will smell like a refreshing combination of freshly cut grass and high octane fuel.  It’s the perfect breezy scent to start your Summer of 2018 off right.

Car and Driver magazine may have even called this the “Scent of the Year” for 2018.*

Is It Really That Easy?!

Yes. Yes it is.

So stop paying those ridiculously expensive air freshener prices and start living.  Use our Grassy Mower scented DIY air freshener and start taking control of your life again.

*If Car and Driver had a category called “Scent of the Year” it may have won. Who’s to say it wouldn’t? Also if it was patented, which it is not.

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Disclaimer: May cause massive staining and tearing of vehicle interior.  Consult your physician before attempting to lift lawnmower into car.  Burrito Bowl Diaries and Co. take no responsibility for any number of things that may go horribly wrong with the use of this product.