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19 Pretty Good Coronavirus Safety Tips for Humans

I realize many people are terrified of the days to come. I’m very concerned about what’s coming next and I’m afraid many of us will be deeply affected by this virus. This post isn’t meant to downplay the seriousness of the Coronavirus. The cartoons are sarcastic and meant for humor. If you’re one of those people who says things like, “Too soon” then this post probably isn’t for you. Some of us deal with stressful situations through humor. This is for those people. Enjoy.

People are worried about the Coronavirus. I’ve been there. Luckily, I’ve been doing some long days of research in order to bring you the best tips and practices for getting through this Biblical plague of judgment.

I did a Twitter poll to find out if people thought a light-hearted Coronavirus post was inappropriate. Turns out, a lot of you do.

Coronavirus

But, majority rules. Welcome to America.

Side Note: These cartoons are funny and non-offensive. So, just remember that.  Continue reading “19 Pretty Good Coronavirus Safety Tips for Humans”

Do It Yourself Car Air Freshener in Financially Responsible Grassy Mower Scent

Pretty Gal: Wow, Carl. Your car sure smells.

Carl: Aw shucks Jenny, I was going to get an air freshener but I just can't afford one.

Pretty Gal named Jenny: Oh Carl, I just can't be with a man who can't make a Do It Yourself Car Air Freshener

Narrator Addressing Audience: This situation has happened to us all. If this story hits a little too close to home then we've got just the thing.  

Narrator Addressing Carl: Cheer up, Carl. You just need a little "Grassy Mower" in your life, from your friends, The Burrito Bowls.
*Winks at Camera*

Carl: Gee, thanks classic 1950s male voice narrator. I'm gonna 'Do it myself' with Burrito Bowl Diaries Financially Responsible Grassy Mower Scent.
*Thumbs up*

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