How to Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions…From Annoying The Rest of Us

Ah, at long last it’s officially the end of 2018 and almost the Year of Our Lord 2019.  Ever since 2018 proved to be little more than 2017 in disguise we’ve been patiently waiting for 2019 to save us from the drudgery of modern time keeping.  How did everyone’s New Year’s resolutions from 2018 end up?

People like to start off the year with New Year’s resolutions because the New Year only comes around once per year.  It’s a good excuse to not start getting your life in order in October, or March, when you’re thinking about your personal shortcomings.  Knowing you can put off any would be self-improvement for at least another month or eleven is more than enough reason for most of us to partake in a New Year’s resolution.

Despite an all-time failure rate of approximately 97.4%, New Year’s resolutions continue to be one of our most cherished American past times on par with baseball and diabetes. Continue reading “How to Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions…From Annoying The Rest of Us”

10-Minute Workout for Humans Who Read Blogs About 10-Minute Workouts

Being consistent with workouts is something we all struggle with, unless we just consistently don’t workout.  I’ve recently started a quick 10-minute workout regimen that I’m really enjoying. I mean, I don’t enjoy it at all when it’s happening.  I enjoy it AFTER I do it.

Now that I think about it, you probably won’t like it all….wait, come back.  You WILL like it.  You’ll LOVE it!  The whole thing is a blast. Never mind that burning in your chest or that slight fainting sensation.  Wooo! Continue reading “10-Minute Workout for Humans Who Read Blogs About 10-Minute Workouts”

The 5 Most Important Life Lessons I’ve Learned Shooting Water Up My Nose

In early 2017 I had nasal surgery to remove a golf ball sized polyp from my sinuses.  From now on I have to irrigate my nasal passages once per day, everyday.  Being forced to be consistent in this routine has taught me many valuable life lessons.  Here are the 5 most important lessons I’ve learned shooting water up my nose. Continue reading “The 5 Most Important Life Lessons I’ve Learned Shooting Water Up My Nose”