Well, it’s January 3rd. Millions of people woke up today to the cold realization their New Year’s resolutions are toast. We had a good run, but after nearly 48 hours it’s time to officially tap out. It’s clear you won’t be waking up at 5 am in order to practice your Spanish while doing yoga and meditating. Now what? Continue reading “So You’ve Failed Miserably at Your New Year’s Resolution”
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How to Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions…From Annoying The Rest of Us
Ah, at long last it’s officially the end of 2018 and almost the Year of Our Lord 2019. Ever since 2018 proved to be little more than 2017 in disguise we’ve been patiently waiting for 2019 to save us from the drudgery of modern time keeping. How did everyone’s New Year’s resolutions from 2018 end up?
People like to start off the year with New Year’s resolutions because the New Year only comes around once per year. It’s a good excuse to not start getting your life in order in October, or March, when you’re thinking about your personal shortcomings. Knowing you can put off any would be self-improvement for at least another month or eleven is more than enough reason for most of us to partake in a New Year’s resolution.
Despite an all-time failure rate of approximately 97.4%, New Year’s resolutions continue to be one of our most cherished American past times on par with baseball and diabetes. Continue reading “How to Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions…From Annoying The Rest of Us”
