Round Two-The Best Color in the World Tournament Challenge

Finally! After seemingly waiting our entire lives it’s time for round two of the confusing and weirdly entertaining color tournament to begin. Today we learn which colors spark the most joy. This is a Marie Kondo style tournament and there’s not room for all of them.

Cobalt blue and aqua have been eyeing each other since the tournament began. Blue and turquoise might be the most evenly matched pairing of the round but the bad blood between red and yellow makes it the people’s main event. Indigo and Aubergine finish off the bottom of the bracket with the winner finally getting some recognition as a popular color. There’s a lot to handle in this round.

Scroll down and vote for your favorites!

Boom. Vote early, vote often.

Very briefly, here’s why we’re here.

Before we begin, I don’t have too much time on my hands. I just want to say that upfront. I’m incredibly busy, I’m just not very good at prioritizing, apparently. Anyway. When I was in second grade I spent hours trying to figure out which shade of blue was my most favorite. I never could decide and it was quite stressful thinking that I might accidentally choose the wrong one. I felt like I was betraying sky blue if I chose light blue and don’t even get me started on aqua compared to turquoise. Even typing this out is giving me anxiety. I think we all need to figure out once and for all which color is the best color.

In order to do this, I did what any normal 32-year-old second grader with access to the internet would do- I made a bracket. Round one just concluded. Read the round one analysis and press conference here if you want to get hyped for round two. Press conference? You bet your sweet ass there was a press conference.

If this is the first you’re seeing of the color tournament you probably have lots of questions. This post explains everything.

If you somehow haven’t already watched the round one press conference keep reading. Otherwise, head here for Round Two Press Conference.

Highlights from the Press conference

Question for red. Umm, what do you think about yellow and your upcoming matchup?

 

I have a question for blue, are you at all worried that maybe beating a very plain green isn’t that big of a deal and turquoise will be a lot more difficult?

Yellow, what do you have to say to red?

We don’t have any more questions.

Who are you?

You look purple.

They should just call you dark purple. 

 

If you’re not hyped for round two, then you’re not breathing.

If you enjoyed this article please share it with your friends who aren’t colorblind. I mean, your colorblind friends can read it too, it just feels rude to share this directly with them. I don’t know, use your best judgment. 

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