Indigo: A Champion is Crowned- Recap, Reaction, Retweet

“Less than ten seconds to go. Indigo on the outside with Turquoise driving in late for a desperation shot. And that’s the buzzer! Indigo Wins, Indigo wins! Unbelievable! This crowd is on their feet at the sold-out Burrito Bowl Arena. Turquoise looks exhausted. I can’t believe it. Indigo is your 2019 Best Color in the World Tournament Challenge Champion! A champion has been crowned!- Mr. Burrito Bowl, on his couch, alone in a dark room. 

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The Championship- This Time We’re Actually Finally Done

Holy buckets of unfettered child-like excitement, people. It’s really here, the championship round of the inaugural Mr. Burrito Bowl Presents: The Best Color in the World Tournament Challenge. It’s the big one. The myth-creator, the big salami, the finals.

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The Semi-Finals: This Time We’re Almost Done

The Semi-Finals: This Time We’re Almost Done

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Which Color is Best? Round Two
15 votes · 15 answers

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Which Color is Best? Semi-Finals
15 votes · 15 answers

“So this is it, huh? The big show.”- Indigo

After what seems like literal weeks it’s time for the semi-finals of the most drawn-out color tournament in history. Continue reading “The Semi-Finals: This Time We’re Almost Done”

Round Two Analysis and Press Conference- Color Tournament Challenge

“Wow, round two took everything we had. Defense wins championships.”- Turquoise at the post-round press conference, after beating blue five votes to four. 

Another action-packed round is in the books of the inaugural Mr. Burrito Bowl Presents: The Best Color in the World Tournament Challenge. Round Two was marked by some of the most heated match-ups in recent memory when red battled yellow for primary color supremacy and some other colors were also paired against each other. Continue reading “Round Two Analysis and Press Conference- Color Tournament Challenge”

Round Two-The Best Color in the World Tournament Challenge

Finally! After seemingly waiting our entire lives it’s time for round two of the confusing and weirdly entertaining color tournament to begin. Today we learn which colors spark the most joy. This is a Marie Kondo style tournament and there’s not room for all of them.

Cobalt blue and aqua have been eyeing each other since the tournament began. Blue and turquoise might be the most evenly matched pairing of the round but the bad blood between red and yellow makes it the people’s main event. Indigo and Aubergine finish off the bottom of the bracket with the winner finally getting some recognition as a popular color. There’s a lot to handle in this round.

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Round One Recap and Analysis- The Best Color in the World Tournament Challenge

“Nothing beats a good quarterfinal matchup. Bring on round two!” – Steve, sports fan from Iowa. 

Round One Recap and What to Look for in Round Two

Wow, what an opening round to the first annual Mr. Burrito Bowl Presents: The Best Color in the World Tournament Challenge! For those of you who missed out on the first article and don’t know what the hell we’re talking about, you can start with this:

Mr. Burrito Bowl Presents: The Best Color in the World Tournament Challenge

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