Tag: safety

19 Pretty Good Coronavirus Safety Tips for Humans

I realize many people are terrified of the days to come. I’m very concerned about what’s coming next and I’m afraid many of us will be deeply affected by this virus. This post isn’t meant to downplay the seriousness of the Coronavirus. The cartoons are sarcastic and meant for humor. If you’re one of those people who says things like, “Too soon” then this post probably isn’t for you. Some of us deal with stressful situations through humor. This is for those people. Enjoy.

People are worried about the Coronavirus. I’ve been there. Luckily, I’ve been doing some long days of research in order to bring you the best tips and practices for getting through this Biblical plague of judgment.

I did a Twitter poll to find out if people thought a light-hearted Coronavirus post was inappropriate. Turns out, a lot of you do.

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But, majority rules. Welcome to America.

Side Note: These cartoons are funny and non-offensive. So, just remember that.  Continue reading “19 Pretty Good Coronavirus Safety Tips for Humans”

PSA: Don’t Stop for Pedestrians in the Middle of the Goddamn Highway

Listen, we need to talk. This public service announcement might go against Southern hospitality laws, but hear me out: If you’re driving on a busy road with fast-moving traffic DO NOT STOP for pedestrians. A lot of people think they’re being nice by stopping. You’re not. You’re putting people’s lives in danger. If I could strangle you with your own stupid seatbelt I would.

Don’t be polite on the highway, be predictable.

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Gender-Neutral Restrooms- How to Ruin a Good Idea

Today’s article tackles the subject of gender-neutral restrooms. This is a serious issue that I’m attempting to honestly work through. I’ll do my best to convey the pros and cons of each viewpoint without resorting to strawman arguments. In today’s uber political climate nuance is not always appreciated, so I can only assume many people will be upset by this article simply for my attempt to see both sides fairly. Such is life.

As always I attempt to bring some levity to the article so please do your best not to be offended. If you find yourself offended please read the entire article before casting judgment. Once you’ve done that feel free to lob any and all complaints my way via Twitter @MrBurritoBowl or in the comments.

I also venture into the cold, unforgiving waters of discussing concerns for safety with concerns over the treatment of the transgender community. I’m sure that will go super well for me.

Anyway. Let’s get to it. Continue reading “Gender-Neutral Restrooms- How to Ruin a Good Idea”